Stand back! I am wearing pants! Same nun,...

“Stand back! I am wearing pants! Same nun,
different ATV. God grant me the serenity
to rearrange your face. Grant me a GED.
If the killer whale’s a killer, well,
you’d be one too in that whale’s place.”

from “Downward-Facing Dog” in Alien vs. Predator, Michael Robbins’ debut collection, out very soon. There are too many great lines and stanzas to choose from; not posting a section that ends with “Every Cylon is a mystery” was woefully difficult.

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“Stand back! I am wearing pants! Same nun,different ATV. God grant me the serenityto rearrange your face. Grant me a GED. If the killer whale’s a killer, well,you’d be one too in that whale’s place.”

“Stand back! I am wearing pants! Same nun,
different ATV. God grant me the serenity
to rearrange your face. Grant me a GED.
If the killer whale’s a killer, well,
you’d be one too in that whale’s place.”