“Stand back! I am wearing pants! Same nun,
different ATV. God grant me the serenity
to rearrange your face. Grant me a GED.
If the killer whale’s a killer, well,
you’d be one too in that whale’s place.”
from “Downward-Facing Dog” in Alien vs. Predator, Michael Robbins’ debut collection, out very soon. There are too many great lines and stanzas to choose from; not posting a section that ends with “Every Cylon is a mystery” was woefully difficult.